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Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Tuesday, October 30, 2012
Tuesday, November 1, 2011
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
Baby it's cold out side...
I just got off the phone with a friend living in North Dakota near the Canadian border. He said that since early this morning the snow has been nearly waist high and is still falling,the temperature is dropping way below zero and the north wind is increasing to near 60 mph gusts.
His wife has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare.
He says that if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in...
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Man Buys Police Department’s Domain Name After Getting Ticket
Found this on Blue Collar Moto...
-Most of the time, if you get a speeding ticket you just grumble about it and pay the fine. It’s usually not a big deal for most people unless it happens a lot or they get caught going a ridiculous amount over the posted speed limit. You can fight it in court or just pay the ticket, and for most people those are the only options.However, after receiving a $90 speeding ticket in Bluff City, Tennessee, Brian McCrary discovered a third option. The Bluff City Police Department had forgotten to renew their domain name, BluffCityPD.com, and let it expire... More...
Found this on Blue Collar Moto...
-Most of the time, if you get a speeding ticket you just grumble about it and pay the fine. It’s usually not a big deal for most people unless it happens a lot or they get caught going a ridiculous amount over the posted speed limit. You can fight it in court or just pay the ticket, and for most people those are the only options.However, after receiving a $90 speeding ticket in Bluff City, Tennessee, Brian McCrary discovered a third option. The Bluff City Police Department had forgotten to renew their domain name, BluffCityPD.com, and let it expire... More...
Saturday, October 9, 2010
Monday, September 27, 2010
Monday, May 10, 2010
I'm from the Guvmint...
A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas, and talked with the old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."
The rancher replied, "Okay but do not go in that field over there," as he pointed out the distant location.
The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me." Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this badge? This badge means I'm allowed to go anywhere I wish...on any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?
The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores.
A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's huge prize bull.
With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed that he'd get trampled or gored before he could reach safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence, and yelled at the top of his lungs, "Your badge! Show him your BADGE!!!"
Friday, March 26, 2010
Federal Maaashhhals - Go Saaahx!
When I was in L.A. this is what everyone said I sounded like.I don't get it,what accent?
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