Cracka ass mutha fuka's...
So one of my neighbors kids got his licence a few months back and immediately turned into one of them little faggot "Street Racer" types.This town is full of them,they even have a little crew that hang at the gas station down the street. All his buddy's come over with their systems bumpin all the time and their hats on just a little crooked.They sit out on the deck out back and smoke weed when the parent's ain't home and try and stair me down when I'm out in the garage workin on shit.They shoot BB guns at shit and act like their "gangsta's"...Well today the ol' lady was takin a nap before work and their out there with the shit boomin for about 20 minutes.I finally lost it and went out the front door.I yelled over to the kid to turn it down.I tried,no big deal just do me a favor and lower it down and we ain't got no problems,you go be idiots and I'll try not too pay any attention too you.Well,they just couldn't do it.They just had to get all mouthy and try and be cute."No old ass mother fucka's gonna tell me off son!" and all that shit.Kid's buddy tried to gimmy the stink eye so I called him out on it and he get's all sour and defensive,"What you talkin bout man,we just workin on this car and shit." So now I'll wait and see how they plan on punkin me out...
-Who the fuck do these little bastards think they is talkin smack to grown ass people.Shit's gotta change! Maybe his dad will come over to tell me off...I'll be waitin.
Fuk u son,I pimped out my moms PT Cruzza with a doe kit.I knock u da fuk out son.Less roll dog....
The fat lady sang and we put it in the books! We had ten judges and used the BORDA system to arrive at the fairest final count. Let the banter begin! What do you guys think?
